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    2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor:

    useless-worthless-nobody:

    azalea-in-time:

    When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

    You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

    These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

    Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

    YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

    I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

    It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

    SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now

    (via missschrista)

  1. zombie-tea-party:

    next on cake boss:

    customer: “i would like an alchemy cake.”
    buddy: “an alchemy cake? sure i can do that”
    customer: “there’s a catch.”
    buddy: “….”
    customer: “it has to actually perform alchemy and bring my cat back from the dead”
    buddy: “………..HERE’S WHAT WE’S GONNA DO.”

    (via missschrista)

  2. trainhardbestrong:

    hannahroad:

    hannahroad:

    hannahroad:

    Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

    my uncle: “that’s great”

    Miley: “it’s a bird”

    my uncle: “no its not”

    -chirping noise-

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    They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

    update:

    she caught another bird.

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    update: she caught a squirrel today

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    She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

    (via missschrista)

    insomniacannotsleep:

    herfallenunicorn:

    queernymph:

    thefullestrebellion:

    lokiroido:

    ‘My sun and stars… ‘

    OH MY FUCKING GOD

    If anyone got me this I would marry them

    I need these

    death-becomes-you

    (Source: karuamilk, via missschrista)

  3. kidraaul:

    fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”

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    (via missschrista)

  4. blein:

    sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

    (Source: elderstunningham, via pathetic-phallusy)

    nihilsineira:

    Always

    (Source: angelintherain, via columbiaskies)

    romanimperial:

    whatsayyousir:

    teatray-inthesky:

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    forever reblog

    ALWAYS REBLOG.

    (Source: thenotoriousscuttlecliff, via columbiaskies)

  5. chinaprimehd:

    Oh man

    (via immortal-hd)

  6. your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

    itseasytoremember:

    billyteddy:

    he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

    i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

    YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS

  7. no1twerkslikegaston:

    thatdisneylover:

    bluelanternrazer:

    so people are acting like elsa is the first disney/pixar character to ever portray anxiety

    but

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    YES 10000X YES I FORGOT ABOUT JESSIE I’M SORRY JESSIE.

    "I can’t go back in the box"… she shows better anxiety then Elsa… pft. 

    they are both accurate portrayals of anxiety there is no one way of showing anxiety it varies from person to person 

    (via animegamertimes100)

    imaginationfiction:

    glux2:

    gwyn-gwyn:

    I’m a vegan and srs if you make your pets vegan you’re a fuckhead

    Reblogging because i need to have this futurama gif set on speed dial.

    Don’t fuck with your animals diets please, hippies.

    (Source: cerebralzero, via immaderpypikachuyo)

    someone-somewheree:

    gen-tan:

    xeduo:

    welcome-foolishmortals:

    This is going on my tumblr again.

    every october

    and some of the months in-between

    I get it…

    when the one ghost turns his head AWW HAHAHAHAH<3

    (via immaderpypikachuyo)